The Captain's Log


The Whatnauts Captain's Log is a weekly off-topic podcast from the The Whatnauts where we get into all sorts of trouble, talk about life, love, robots, and other misadventures. Come hang out with us.

Tubthumping Forever - The Captain's Log 66

Tubthumping Forever – The Captain’s Log 66

Melissa makes fun of Kyle's tiny Mountain Dew Can. Kyle played and beat Control, and he also cannot seem to ...
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A Notable Amount of Butter - The Captain's Log 65

A Notable Amount of Butter – The Captain’s Log 65

Melissa is back this week! And she is here to tell us all about butter burgers. Oh, and butter cows ...
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Spider-Man's Out, Moon Knight's In - The Captain's Log 64

Spider-Man’s Out, Moon Knight’s In – The Captain’s Log 64

This week, Jess joins the party in Melissa's absence and we hear all about her recent camping trip. But of ...
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The Curious Case of The Cautious Poop - The Captain's Log 63

The Curious Case of The Cautious Poop – The Captain’s Log 63

Halloween is coming, Fall is almost here, as we are definitely excited. We talk about potential costumes we could wear ...
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A Snack For Ninjas - The Captain's Log 62

A Snack For Ninjas – The Captain’s Log 62

Oh the joys of Cotton Candy and your silent snacking ways. This week we talk about everything from bad luck ...
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Immortals and Time Travelers - The Captain's Log 61

Immortals and Time Travelers – The Captain’s Log 61

If you were immortal, would you adhere to typical beauty standards? Or would you just let yourself go and dress ...
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Marvel Phase 4 Madness - The Captain's Log 60

Marvel Phase 4 Madness – The Captain’s Log 60

Last week we left off on a cliff hanger! Kyle promised a story about how he won an archery competition ...
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The Magic Department - The Captain's Log 59

The Magic Department – The Captain’s Log 59

The Trees at Melissa's office just up and disappeared. We imagine a dystopian office space where desk time is a ...
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Purple Is A Mix of Red And Blue - The Captain's Log 58

Purple Is A Mix of Red And Blue – The Captain’s Log 58

This one goes out to all the Lads out there. Kyle, our resident "Nice Lad" recounts his adventures to target ...
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A Sci-fi Dystopian Steakhouse - The Captain's Log 57

A Sci-fi Dystopian Steakhouse – The Captain’s Log 57

What if you took Logan's Roadhouse and mixed it with Logan's Run? I think we are on to something here ...
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Goku, This is Boston - The Captain's Log 56

Goku, This is Boston – The Captain’s Log 56

This week Melissa reports back about the Supernatural Circus she went to and Kyle talks about his superhero origin story ...
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Our favorite OTP's - The Captain's Log 55

Our favorite OTP’s – The Captain’s Log 55

We get down to the juicy questions on this episode and discuss our favorite OTP's. What is an OTP? That's ...
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E3 2019 Prediction Results - The Captain's Log 54

E3 2019 Prediction Results – The Captain’s Log 54

A couple episodes ago we made some E3 predictions, but since Melissa is not into video games Kyle made her ...
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Roger, Are You There? - The Captain's Log 53

Roger, Are You There? – The Captain’s Log 53

We have an existential crisis to start this week's podcast off. Do we even exist if no one listens our ...
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E3 2019 predictions - The Captain's Log 52

E3 2019 Predictions – The Captain’s Log 52

Melissa finally went to the wedding she has been talking about the past couple weeks. But also, Melissa doesn't know ...
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He-lath: Master of the Universe - The Captain's Log 51

He-lath: Master of the Universe – The Captain’s Log 51

Melissa is a busy girl. Kyle is in a mood. The bridesmaid's squad hits the town. A concert and a ...
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Joshua Castle Has A Bad Day - The Captain's Log 50

Joshua Castle Has A Bad Day – The Captain’s Log 50

It's our 50th episode!! Three cheers for our little milestone! We have a number of new trailers to talk about ...
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Sonic, Tumblr, and Pornhub, Oh My! - The Captain's Log 49

Sonic, Tumblr, and Pornhub, Oh My! – The Captain’s Log 49

Did you all see that Sonic trailer? Are you still using Tumblr? Do you frequent the website Pornhub? If you ...
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Fanny-tastic - The Captain's Log 48

Fanny-tastic – The Captain’s Log 48

We are a week away from Avengers Endgame and boy, are we excited! We discuss our plans for that day ...
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What does Disney+ mean for Hulu? - The Captain's Log 47

What does Disney+ mean for Hulu? – The Captain’s Log 47

Disney just announced most of the details for their upcoming streaming platform, and boy, did they come out swinging. On ...
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The Guy Fieri Fiasco - The Captain's Log 46

The Guy Fieri Fiasco – The Captain’s Log 46

We got our Avengers Endgame tickets this week and Kyle sings about Taco Bell. Melissa went to go see Us, ...
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Article 13 Sounds Pretty Bad - The Captain's Log 45

Article 13 Sounds Pretty Bad – The Captain’s Log 45

This week Melissa defends St. Louis' bagel slicing habits. We ask who we would subscribe our parents to if we ...
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Where In The World Is Melissa? - The Captains Log 44

Where In The World Is Melissa? – The Captains Log 44

Little bit of a shorter episodes this week since we postponed our normal recording time. But as many people are ...
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Name Me A Cyberpump - The Captains Log 43

Name Me A Cyberpump – The Captains Log 43

Kyle is on a Cyberpunk kick lately, and Melissa made a giant pop-tart. We discuss the new avengers trailer, and ...
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Worst Statues - The Captains Log 42

Worst Statues – The Captains Log 42

Cemeteries, Apple wine, horrible art, weird conversations in the back of Ubers. We have it all, except for energy drinks ...
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Pokemon And The Mr. Pibb of Boy Bands - The Captains Log 41

Pokemon And The Mr. Pibb of Boy Bands – The Captains Log 41

Melissa and Kyle sit down to chat about the new Pokemon games, Pokemon Sword and Shield, the new trailers for ...
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Bowser Takes Over Nintendo - The Captains Log 40

Bowser Takes Over Nintendo – The Captains Log 40

Bowser has taken over Nintendo, and honestly we are just disappointed Mario let this happen. Melissa watched the Super Mario ...
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I've Never Had My Funko Popped - The Captains Log 39

I’ve Never Had My Funko Popped – The Captains Log 39

It's the day after Valentine's Day and got another episode of nonsense for you. We discuss the new photos of ...
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14 going on 28 - The Captains' Log 38

14 going on 28 – The Captains’ Log 38

Every week its some new problem. Double mics at the start, power outage at the end, high school prom in ...
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Ye Olden Podcast - The Captains Log 37

Ye Olden Podcast – The Captains Log 37

It's audio only this week due to some technical difficulties. One might say we are kickin' it old school and ...
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I'm Not A Party Girl, I Swear! - The Captains Log 36

I’m Not A Party Girl, I Swear! – The Captains Log 36

Kyle has been moving to a new house and this week is the first episode of The Captain's Log recorded ...
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No One Likes Central Time - The Captains Log 35

No One Likes Central Time – The Captains Log 35

Does Napoleon Dynamite hold up in 2019? Melissa weighs in on that controversial topic while Kyle wonders around in a ...
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If You Like Anime and Dr. Pepper - The Captains Log 34

If You Like Anime and Dr. Pepper – The Captains Log 34

Kyle complains about his job, but Melissa saves the day and makes the podcast fun again by talking about her ...
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Kyle Almost Threw Up - The Captain's Log 33

Kyle Almost Threw Up – The Captain’s Log 33

We are back with the first episode of The Captain's Log for 2019. Kyle, Melissa, and Jess chat about the ...
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Let's Go To The Mall - The Captain's Log 32

Let’s Go To The Mall – The Captain’s Log 32

We have made it to the end of 2018! It's been a crazy year so we talk about our dream ...
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Four Hours Alone In Chilis - The Captains Log 31

Four Hours Alone In Chili’s – The Captain’s Log 31

We know you all saw the new Avengers 4 Endgame trailer! It dropped the morning we recorded this. After discussing ...
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Is It Too Late For Artemis Fowl? - The Captain's Log 30

Is It Too Late For Artemis Fowl? – The Captain’s Log 30

This week with more bestiality! Wait… WHAT?? Yeah. Anyways, Melissa is super excited for the upcoming Artemis Fowl movie, but ...
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Murdercycle - The Captain's Log 29

Murdercycle – The Captain’s Log 29

Thanksgiving is upon us! Kyle, Melissa, and Eric sit down to chat about editing the podcast, weird fast food experiences, ...
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Nice Driving A$$h0!e - The Captain's Log 28

Nice Driving A$$h0!e – The Captain’s Log 28

This week, it's Eric, Melissa, and Kyle! We dive into some comic book convention discussion, Melissa's ethereal shopping Mall, and ...
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Kyle Doesn't Understand My Hero Academia - The Captain's Log 27

Kyle Doesn’t Understand My Hero Academia – The Captain’s Log 27

Do you ever see something that millions of people like, and you just can't understand why? Well Kyle just can't ...
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Who Put James Brown Face Down? - The Captain's Log 26

Who Put James Brown Face Down? – The Captain’s Log 26

Eric Manix returns this week after spending the past two weeks being a Dad and taking care of his kids ...
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Welcome to Adulthood - The Captain's Log 25

Welcome to Adulthood – The Captain’s Log 25

Jess Bever is back on the podcast this week and we welcome her into adulthood since her birthday just passed ...
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Melissa Found A Sex Cult - The Captain's Log 24

Melissa Found A Sex Cult – The Captain’s Log 24

Melissa fills in for Eric, who is out of town, with promises of stories about creepy houses. Instead it turns ...
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Toad, The Batawang, and Other Innuendo - The Captain's Log 23

Toad, The Batawang, and Other Innuendo – The Captain’s Log 23

There sure have been a lot of… dicks is the news lately, huh? So naturally, we have to talk about ...
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Yes, I'm Tiffany - The Captain's Log 22

Yes, I’m Tiffany – The Captain’s Log 22

The Wolverine Chronicles are in full swing and our very own Eric Manix played Professor X! Episodes one and two ...
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Bitching About Our Listeners - The Captain's Log 21

Bitching About Our Listeners – The Captain’s Log 21

Manix graces us with his presence. He is now a movie star and is too good for us lowly humans ...
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Should Comics Publishers Comment On Comicsgate? - The Captain's Log 20

Should Comics Publishers Comment On Comicsgate? – The Captain’s Log 20

Eric Manix returns and is fresh off the set of filming an X-men fan film. We talk about the comics ...
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Jess, Belinda, and The Great Gatsby Mystery - The Captain's Log 19

Jess, Belinda, And The Great Gatsby Mystery! – The Captain’s Log 19

It's been a while since we last did an episode of The Captain's Log, but we are back with Jess ...
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The Captain's Log 18 - Eric Manix's Video Game History

Eric Manix’s Video Game History – The Captain’s Log | Ep. 18

Eric Manix's video game history. You have all heard Eric Manix talk about comics and podcasting and photography, but what ...
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The Captain's Log 17 - Kiss The Membership Ring Bitches

Kiss The Membership Ring Bitches – The Captain’s Log | Ep. 17

What if we had membership rings instead of membership cards? That's right, kiss the membership ring bitches! We would be ...
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The Captain's Log 16 - G. Willow Wilson Will Be Writing Wonder Woman

G. Willow Wilson Will Be Writing Wonder Woman – The Captain’s Log | Ep.16

DC comics recently announced that G. Willow Wilson will be writing Wonder Woman. Her work on Ms. Marvel is highly ...
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The Captain's Log 15 - Bags of Milk and the DC Universe

Bags of Milk and the DC Universe – The Captain’s Log | Ep. 15

When was the last time you lost your debit card? Isn't that a terrible feeling? Kyle Springer lost his debit ...
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The Captain's Log 14 - Robots, Vampires, and Snapchat. Oh my!

Leto as Morbius? – The Captain’s Log | Ep. 14

We get breaking news from Snapchat, Jared Leto as Morbius the Living Vampire, and Disney is making robots that will ...
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The Captain's Log 13 - Toot Boy

Toot Boy – The Captain’s Log | Ep. 13

WE ARE BACK! This is the first new episode of The Captain's Log since Paul left and we are excited ...
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The Captain's Log 12 - Farewell Paul

Farewell Paul – The Captain’s Log | Ep. 12

Hey everyone! Unfortunately, The Whatnauts is going on hiatus for the time being. Namely because Paul is stepping down. Farewell ...
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