The Captain's Log


The Whatnauts Captain's Log is a weekly off-topic podcast from the The Whatnauts where we get into all sorts of trouble, talk about life, love, robots, and other misadventures. Come hang out with us.

Name Me A Cyberpump - The Captains Log 43

Name Me A Cyberpump – The Captains Log 43

Kyle is on a Cyberpunk kick lately, and Melissa made a giant pop-tart. We discuss the new avengers trailer, and ...
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Worst Statues - The Captains Log 42

Worst Statues – The Captains Log 42

Cemeteries, Apple wine, horrible art, weird conversations in the back of Ubers. We have it all, except for energy drinks ...
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Pokemon And The Mr. Pibb of Boy Bands - The Captains Log 41

Pokemon And The Mr. Pibb of Boy Bands – The Captains Log 41

Melissa and Kyle sit down to chat about the new Pokemon games, Pokemon Sword and Shield, the new trailers for ...
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Bowser Takes Over Nintendo - The Captains Log 40

Bowser Takes Over Nintendo – The Captains Log 40

Bowser has taken over Nintendo, and honestly we are just disappointed Mario let this happen. Melissa watched the Super Mario ...
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I've Never Had My Funko Popped - The Captains Log 39

I’ve Never Had My Funko Popped – The Captains Log 39

It's the day after Valentine's Day and got another episode of nonsense for you. We discuss the new photos of ...
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14 going on 28 - The Captains' Log 38

14 going on 28 – The Captains’ Log 38

Every week its some new problem. Double mics at the start, power outage at the end, high school prom in ...
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Ye Olden Podcast - The Captains Log 37

Ye Olden Podcast – The Captains Log 37

It's audio only this week due to some technical difficulties. One might say we are kickin' it old school and ...
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I'm Not A Party Girl, I Swear! - The Captains Log 36

I’m Not A Party Girl, I Swear! – The Captains Log 36

Kyle has been moving to a new house and this week is the first episode of The Captain's Log recorded ...
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No One Likes Central Time - The Captains Log 35

No One Likes Central Time – The Captains Log 35

Does Napoleon Dynamite hold up in 2019? Melissa weighs in on that controversial topic while Kyle wonders around in a ...
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If You Like Anime and Dr. Pepper - The Captains Log 34

If You Like Anime and Dr. Pepper – The Captains Log 34

Kyle complains about his job, but Melissa saves the day and makes the podcast fun again by talking about her ...
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Kyle Almost Threw Up - The Captain's Log 33

Kyle Almost Threw Up – The Captain’s Log 33

We are back with the first episode of The Captain's Log for 2019. Kyle, Melissa, and Jess chat about the ...
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Let's Go To The Mall - The Captain's Log 32

Let’s Go To The Mall – The Captain’s Log 32

We have made it to the end of 2018! It's been a crazy year so we talk about our dream ...
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Four Hours Alone In Chilis - The Captains Log 31

Four Hours Alone In Chili’s – The Captain’s Log 31

We know you all saw the new Avengers 4 Endgame trailer! It dropped the morning we recorded this. After discussing ...
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Is It Too Late For Artemis Fowl? - The Captain's Log 30

Is It Too Late For Artemis Fowl? – The Captain’s Log 30

This week with more bestiality! Wait… WHAT?? Yeah. Anyways, Melissa is super excited for the upcoming Artemis Fowl movie, but ...
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Murdercycle - The Captain's Log 29

Murdercycle – The Captain’s Log 29

Thanksgiving is upon us! Kyle, Melissa, and Eric sit down to chat about editing the podcast, weird fast food experiences, ...
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Nice Driving A$$h0!e - The Captain's Log 28

Nice Driving A$$h0!e – The Captain’s Log 28

This week, it's Eric, Melissa, and Kyle! We dive into some comic book convention discussion, Melissa's ethereal shopping Mall, and ...
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Kyle Doesn't Understand My Hero Academia - The Captain's Log 27

Kyle Doesn’t Understand My Hero Academia – The Captain’s Log 27

Do you ever see something that millions of people like, and you just can't understand why? Well Kyle just can't ...
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Who Put James Brown Face Down? - The Captain's Log 26

Who Put James Brown Face Down? – The Captain’s Log 26

Eric Manix returns this week after spending the past two weeks being a Dad and taking care of his kids ...
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Welcome to Adulthood - The Captain's Log 25

Welcome to Adulthood – The Captain’s Log 25

Jess Bever is back on the podcast this week and we welcome her into adulthood since her birthday just passed ...
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Melissa Found A Sex Cult - The Captain's Log 24

Melissa Found A Sex Cult – The Captain’s Log 24

Melissa fills in for Eric, who is out of town, with promises of stories about creepy houses. Instead it turns ...
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Toad, The Batawang, and Other Innuendo - The Captain's Log 23

Toad, The Batawang, and Other Innuendo – The Captain’s Log 23

There sure have been a lot of… dicks is the news lately, huh? So naturally, we have to talk about ...
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Yes, I'm Tiffany - The Captain's Log 22

Yes, I’m Tiffany – The Captain’s Log 22

The Wolverine Chronicles are in full swing and our very own Eric Manix played Professor X! Episodes one and two ...
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Bitching About Our Listeners - The Captain's Log 21

Bitching About Our Listeners – The Captain’s Log 21

Manix graces us with his presence. He is now a movie star and is too good for us lowly humans ...
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Should Comics Publishers Comment On Comicsgate? - The Captain's Log 20

Should Comics Publishers Comment On Comicsgate? – The Captain’s Log 20

Eric Manix returns and is fresh off the set of filming an X-men fan film. We talk about the comics ...
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Jess, Belinda, and The Great Gatsby Mystery - The Captain's Log 19

Jess, Belinda, And The Great Gatsby Mystery! – The Captain’s Log 19

It's been a while since we last did an episode of The Captain's Log, but we are back with Jess ...
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The Captain's Log 18 - Eric Manix's Video Game History

Eric Manix’s Video Game History – The Captain’s Log | Ep. 18

Eric Manix's video game history. You have all heard Eric Manix talk about comics and podcasting and photography, but what ...
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The Captain's Log 17 - Kiss The Membership Ring Bitches

Kiss The Membership Ring Bitches – The Captain’s Log | Ep. 17

What if we had membership rings instead of membership cards? That's right, kiss the membership ring bitches! We would be ...
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The Captain's Log 16 - G. Willow Wilson Will Be Writing Wonder Woman

G. Willow Wilson Will Be Writing Wonder Woman – The Captain’s Log | Ep.16

DC comics recently announced that G. Willow Wilson will be writing Wonder Woman. Her work on Ms. Marvel is highly ...
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The Captain's Log 15 - Bags of Milk and the DC Universe

Bags of Milk and the DC Universe – The Captain’s Log | Ep. 15

When was the last time you lost your debit card? Isn't that a terrible feeling? Kyle Springer lost his debit ...
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The Captain's Log 14 - Robots, Vampires, and Snapchat. Oh my!

Leto as Morbius? – The Captain’s Log | Ep. 14

We get breaking news from Snapchat, Jared Leto as Morbius the Living Vampire, and Disney is making robots that will ...
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The Captain's Log 13 - Toot Boy

Toot Boy – The Captain’s Log | Ep. 13

WE ARE BACK! This is the first new episode of The Captain's Log since Paul left and we are excited ...
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The Captain's Log 12 - Farewell Paul

Farewell Paul – The Captain’s Log | Ep. 12

Hey everyone! Unfortunately, The Whatnauts is going on hiatus for the time being. Namely because Paul is stepping down. Farewell ...
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