Kyle received surprise bonus snacks with his Switch 2. Melissa fears being sent to a circle of hell for people who use too many plastic grocery bags. Our cinema corner features Friendship, Bring Her Back, The Phoenician Scheme, Materialists, and The Life of Chuck — which, spoiler alert, is mostly about math. We also discuss new operas, a performance of Hamlet where he “does a Saltburn,” Brits we expect to see knighted in the future, women in fast cars, and our deep excitement for Spaceballs 2.

The Captain’s Log is a podcast from The Whatnauts where we can talk about all the pop culture news that has caught our attention, share stories from our lives, and get into all kinds of shenanigans. We play games, talk about the movies and TV shows we are watching, and have a great time just hanging out.