Kyle recaps a vacation nightmare and explains the bizarre Marvel animated series Hit-Monkey, about a monkey that becomes a hitman. A regular monkey, not even the talking kind. Melissa is here for the depravity of Saltburn, Napoleon, and The Killer, as well as the nostalgia of Good Burger 2. Finally, we’ve both seen the millennial comedy goldmine that is Hot Rod! We note the intersection of F1 and Fast & Furious, adopt a football challenge, and look at our year-end Wrapped stats in Spotify and the platform’s addition of audiobooks. Melissa has been listening to the Stephen King book The Long Walk, about teenage boys who have to walk across Maine or they’ll die, which sounds like a joke premise for a fake Stephen King book.

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