We open a can of hard Baja Blast, the thinking man’s Mountain Dew, and it inspires us to ask the…
Kyle drinks the Black Cherry hard Mountain Dew and we discuss other fruits that should have adjective modifiers to make…
Welcome to the soundboard era of The Captain’s Log! Kyle tries the new hard Mountain Dew and pledges to drink…
To celebrate May the Fourth, we use a Star Wars name generator to help build a movie about two brothers…
Kyle returns to Chilis. Melissa knows the names of many movie sequels. We talk about the mysterious upcoming Star Wars…
Melissa lets fancy take flight for a live podcast show. Kyle must throw a baseball in a river before he…
Kyle is now in Oklahoma, and updates us on flying first class, the expenses of domestic life, and taking a…
Melissa gets lost in the endless hallways of Severance and tells us the internet legend of the Backrooms. Kyle survives…
Doritos Locos Tacos are 10 years old now, and we read some choice entries on the Taco Bell fan wiki…
Kyle wants to see a Netflix show about the Netflix filming sets that just got robbed of their equipment. Melissa…